Semi Detached Brit

inothernews:

bitchywithasideofinsincere:

georgeguven:

ellaof221b:

airpunchingacademic:

ahhfeck:

tomorrow is 11/11/11 not 11/11/11

bloody Americans

NO, it’s 11/11/11. Friggin’ British people.

I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM.

Sorry? What was that? It got drowned out by the sound of OUR FREE HEALTH CARE.

Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of my female Head of State.

 

I won’t take any country that still has a “royal family” seriously.

I won’t take anyone seriously who supports a “Tea Party” that doesn’t involve scones and clotted cream. Source: ahhfeck
fancythequeen: “Howdy.  I’m Elizabeth.  Come closer, closer.  I’m a bit more fun that most papers think.  I watch the telly and am particularly fond of ‘Who, Doctor?’  On weekends I kick around a soccer ball on the pitch.  And yes, I’m quite aware that sometimes I speak like an American who has picked up little bits of British English here and there and tries to insert said phrases into what I think might pass for vernacular, you know what I’m saying?  Most of the time it works, but that’s because of my accent, which is terrific, just like that time Kevin Costner played Robin Hood, which was tops!  Shall we dine, commoner?” Definitely fooling no one. I do like this picture of Her Maj, however. (via)

fancythequeen:

“Howdy.  I’m Elizabeth.  Come closer, closer.  I’m a bit more fun that most papers think.  I watch the telly and am particularly fond of ‘Who, Doctor?’  On weekends I kick around a soccer ball on the pitch.  And yes, I’m quite aware that sometimes I speak like an American who has picked up little bits of British English here and there and tries to insert said phrases into what I think might pass for vernacular, you know what I’m saying?  Most of the time it works, but that’s because of my accent, which is terrific, just like that time Kevin Costner played Robin Hood, which was tops!  Shall we dine, commoner?”

Definitely fooling no one. I do like this picture of Her Maj, however.

(via)

(via inothernews)

 Source: fashionindie.com
inothernews: What in the name of fuck is this bullshit? Only reblogging because the comments prove you Americans take this kind of thing way too seriously. 1. IT’S A JOKE 2. IT’S A JOKE 3. It’s a challenge! 4. Drink it if you want, don’t if ou don’t, but be mature and don’t be offended. 5. IT’S A JOKE!!

inothernews:

What in the name of fuck is this bullshit?

Only reblogging because the comments prove you Americans take this kind of thing way too seriously. 1. IT’S A JOKE 2. IT’S A JOKE 3. It’s a challenge! 4. Drink it if you want, don’t if ou don’t, but be mature and don’t be offended. 5. IT’S A JOKE!! Source: inothernews

Steve Jobs, 1955-2011

Very sad to hear about Steve Jobs. His legacy will live on in every swipe across a touch screen and in everyone who dances to their own tune. RIP